WASHINGTON D.C. - Sean Spicer, former Press Secretary for President Trump has been spending the last few weeks on a book tour, promoting his memoir entitled The Briefing: Politics, the Press, and the President which is believed to be a beginner's guide to alliteration.
Meeting folks on the various stops in backs of Barnes and Nobles and boutique book shops hasn't truly filled the hole left in his life by the lack of habitual lying and deceit to the American people.
Being on camera, repeating over and over again that he had not spoken to the President about a certain thing and lying when he did, was special to him. Reports indicate that he even misses Melissa McCarthy's performance of him on SNL, which he now claims to be a liberal propaganda machine designed to take down Trump since it's inception over four decades ago.
Book tour and podcasts aside, he just misses being important and relevant in today's world. Reports indicate that Spicer divides his time between hiding in the bushes of the White House lawn for old time's sake and hanging out with H.R. McMaster, Gary Cohn, Rex Tillerson, Scott Pruitt, Hope Hicks, Anthony Scaramucci, Steve Bannon, Tom Price and Rob Porter who have all had a lot of free time after getting canned from the current administration.