Scientists Praise Trump's Extremely Accurate Claim That Hurricane Florence Will Be Tremendously
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Trump is gearing up for a response to what may be the largest national disaster to hit the United States in recent memory, since his administration has already forgotten about Puerto Rico and Hurricane Maria.
In his remarks to the nation he assured the worried nation that he knew exactly what he was up against. "They haven't seen anything like what's coming at us in 25, 30 years, maybe ever. It's tremendously big and tremendously wet," said the President, forgetting about Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, Maria, Andrew, Sandy and Ivan which all devastated the country in the last three decades.
While the liberal media came quickly to criticize the Commander-in-Chief, the scientific community was by the President's side in no time. "Look politics aside, we have taken sometime to analyze the statement and we do expect the Hurricane to be both big and wet on what some would consider to be a tremendous scale. So, he's right. Technically, of course, and we have to give him credit on that," said Chief Meteorologist Jake Storm of FEMA.
When asked about the President's claims that 3,000 people didn't die because of Maria the scientific community as a whole said that they "wouldn't touch that batshit crazy remark with a ten foot pole."