WASHINGTON D.C. - Frustrated with the dog and pony show of telling the President of the United States what to act on, care about, think, tweet, govern on and get angry about from over 200 miles away, Fox and Friends host Steve Doocy recently announced the show will be filming live inside the Oval Office so that they can more effectively shape the policy of the country.
"We want to make sure that we are really connecting with our key demographic. What better way to slander the left and make sure that the President tweets about immigration than to do it 100 feet away from where he falls asleep every night next to a bag of McDonalds?" said Doocy.
"We've got the guy in our pocket, why keep up the charade? Plus I've been told from my sources in the White House sometimes Trump gets distracted during the commercials and puts on old episodes of The Apprentice, if we are live in front of him, we can continue to blame Hillary and Obama for everything even when the cameras are not rolling."
Ainsley Earhardt, Brian Kilmeade and Steve Doocy are reportedly just taking any one of the dozens of empty offices that adorn the West Wing after Trump has had other people fire most of his staff over the last year and a half.
Press Briefings will also just be tapes of that morning's Fox and Friends episode with edited in clips of Sarah Huckabee Sanders calling reporter's valid questions "absolutely ridiculous," over and over again.
President Trump was initially against the idea until he was told by Doocy that he would still be allowed to tweet during the show and play Fruit Ninja on his iPad during the parts when they aren't directly talking to him.