WASHINGTON D.C - A new study released today found that the gender pay gap found in the corporate hierarchies of America also exist in the underground, backdoor meetings in Washington. The report reveals that when paid off by a politician to cover up an illicit affair, female porn stars only receive a fraction of hush money that their male peers get when trying to silence a potential career ruining incident.
It was recently revealed that actress Stormy Daniels was paid hush money by the Trump campaign to keep her quiet about an alleged affair the two had just months after his last child was born. The settlement was for $130,000, a mere 70% of the nearly $190,000 that famous gay porn star Dallas Steele was paid to stay quiet about his alleged affair with Vice President Mike Pence.
"Frankly, this is disgusting and a shameful mark on the industry," said Brett Hall, Pornhub's Vice President of Product, "Our actresses don't come into work and spend hours working on their hands and knees to get screwed like this. Isn't it enough that they are getting screwed in the videos?"
Furthermore, the study revealed that the average porn actress has to work twice as hard as the male stars, faking three times as many orgasms and spending many more hours washing stubborn byproducts of filming from their hair after a scene, all for lower hush money pay.
"I just wish we could live in a world where cheating on your wife with a female porn star was just as damaging to your career as sleeping with a male star," argued Stormy Daniels, "It just hurts me to think that if I had a penis, this wouldn't be the fifth story in the news cycle and finally Trump would have to answer for something."