Guests Enjoy Summer BBQ Without Realizing Six Out of Seven Dishes Were Tainted With Salmonella and Listeria
Artsy Picture of Steel Diamond Plating Reportedly Causes Major Anxiety in Persons with OCD
Important Meeting Constantly Undermined By Fierce Glare From A Full Forced Sun
Disturbing and Stark Image Shows Pants Less Man Holding Newborn That Does Not Belong To Him
Newly Discovered Planet Does Not Appreciate Being Found And Would Like To Be Left Alone Thank You Very Much
Humorous Wedding Photo That Was Taken in All Sincerity to be Shredded in Nasty Divorce
Local Hipster, Desperate for Attention, Has Only Real Friend Snap Dramatic Photo for Her 12,000 Instagram Followers
Recent Study Reveals That 94% of All Hard Drive Space is Pirated Game of Thrones Episodes and Babysitter Porn
Perfect Dive Executed by Woman Who is Just Realizing Now She Does Not Know How to Swim
Stock Photo Model Proud to be the False Face You See on Every Website's Contact Us Page
Non-Functional Camera Slowly Coming To Terms With Fact it Has Become a Hipster's Necklace
Toucan Curses Evolution For Making His Head Weigh So Goddamn Much
Scientists Prove Even if This Corgi Was Intelligent and Sentient it Would Not Give A Shit About Bitcoin
Stupid Stock Photo Shows Two Dipshits Staring at a Blank iPad
REPORT: That Flight You Have This Weekend is Going To Be Delayed
Local Startup Excited To Have Meeting Where Everyone Decides Whether Or Not The Company Should Continue To Exclusively Hire Hipsters
Male Flamingo Less Than Thrilled With Evolution's Choice For His Pink Feathers
REPORT: Studies Find Color Blind People 99% Less Likely To Purchase This Stock Image Of What Appears To Them To Be Just A Bunch Of Pencils
Artsy Heart Photo Unbeknownst To The Artist Was Created With A Potent And Lead Laden Paint Which Will Almost Certainly Poison All Involved
Man Backpacking Through Asia For Eight Months Can't Remember Or Not If He Left His Closet Light On
Scientists Warn That When Life Gives You Lemons You Should Probably Not Accept Free Sour Fruit From Strangers That's Pretty Fucking Weird On All Accounts
Pile Of Wood Absolutely Terrifying To Nearby Tree
Survey Reveals That Yeah, You Should Have Worn Pants To That Last Job Interview
Man Disapointed When He Didn't Float On The Visible Scent Trail Of Delicious Pie
Most Scientists Agree That At Least One Of These People Is The Zodiac Killer
Chic Restaurant Has The Audacity To Serve Pancakes With a Portion Already Cut Out On The Fork
You Still Haven't Responded To Greg's Improv Show Facebook Invite And The Poor, Ignorant Son Of A Bitch Thinks You Still Might Make It
Photo Taken Without Looking Through The Viewfinder Comes Out Poorly, Surprising No One
Just Looking At This Image Has Cost You Over 100 Calories New Study Finds
New Study Reveals You Can't Overdose On Grapefruit, You Still Have To Do It The Old Fashioned Way With A Handful Of Pills
Nation's Security Cameras Believed To Have Thousands of Hours of Untapped Content For America's Funniest Home Videos
Ostrich Survives 43 Grueling Years in Hostile Australian Outback Only To Be Made Into Tacky Wallets and Boots
Survey Reveals That It Looks Like Just About Everybody Forgot The Monday Morning Conference Meeting
Sound Wave Tattoo Inspiration Unwittingly Translates To "Bush Did 9/11"
Nine Out of Ten Doctors Suggest Trying That Yellow One And Oooh Yeah That Red and White One For Sure
Romantic Floating Lamp Gesture at Summer Wedding Responsible for Largest Wildfire in State's History
Area Man Completely Forgets About His Family After Mere Seconds of Seeing An Alternate Reality
REPORT: That Masseuse Definitely Didn't Wash Her Hands Before the Start of Your $92 Massage
REPORT: Yes, Those People at the Gym Are Staring at You
Area Lawyer Smiles as He Thinks About You Losing Your Home, Wife and Kids When He Sues the Living Shit Out of You
Awful Stock Photo Model Cannot Resist Urge to Turn and Smile Directly Into the Camera Despite Numerous Warnings
REPORT: 86% of All Dollar Bills Have Been Used to Purchase an Item From The Taco Bell Dollar Menu
Despite Portraits That Resemble No One, Delusional Aunt Continues to Fill Home With Terrible "Art"
Perverted Wine Glass Cannot Wait to be Filled And Emptied Over and Over Again During Busy Weekend at Resturant
A New Study Has Revealed That 92% of Netflix Traffic is From Streaming "The Office" minus the "Scott's Tots" Episode