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December 4, 2019

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NEW YORK, NY - Former Presidential adviser and all around strange guy, Roger Stone, was finally arrested by the Fashion Police Division of Special Investigator Robert Mueller on charges that include "wearing a bowler hat in the 21st century...

DALLAS, TX - Local Resident Chad Wilson was extremely outraged over a recent Gillette commercial which depicted scenes of men promoting acts of what's known as "toxic masculinity". 

He shuddered to think that a subsidiary of Proctor & Gamble...

WASHINGTON D.C. - To welcome the recent National College Football Champions to the White House, the President decided to no roll out the red carpet, rather he brought out the Golden Arches. Due to the government shutdown, most White House s...

UNITED STATES - The US Government is in the midst of the longest shutdown in the history of the country and to be honest, it's just what it needed. Two hundred and forty two years without a month long vacation can be stressful for even the...

LOS ANGELES , CA - George Clooney might just have a franchise on his hands. Due to the successful box office run of Sandra Bullock's Ocean's 8, the studio has greenlit a prequel films starring George Clooney as the brother of Bullock's char...

WASHINGTON D.C - A nervous President Trump was seen pacing the Oval Office early Wednesday morning frantically refreshing the "We The People Will Fund The Wall" GoFundMe page hoping to see something other than an amount less than 0.4% of th...

LONG ISLAND, NY - Famed Grammy Award winning musician Billy Joel received grave news from a team of medical specialists today after a routine checkup. Analysis of Joel's blood work showed that the singer only had 87 performances of his icon...

SAN DIEGO, CA - Local resident Derick Matthews made a solid New Year's resolution last week by setting a personal goal to shake things up in 2019 by trying new things instead of falling into the old habits of yesteryear. 

His first move on J...

WASHINGTON D.C. - Growing tired of trying to steer the Trump administration in the right direction when it comes to National Security and Defense measures, Secretary of Defense Jim "Mad Dog" Mattis found the job too challenging and decided...

ARCTIC CIRCLE - Waking up late after a long night of drinking with the local union of elves, Mr. Kris Kringle of the North Pole frantically realized Friday morning that he had mere minutes to complete his Amazon order to ensure his gifts wo...

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