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December 4, 2019

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Local barista, Kyle Rivers grew more and more concerned as the host-less Oscars ceremony played out in front of him and his group of friends who were all scoring better than he was on their Oscar prediction pools, despite...

Richmond, VA - Local resident of Memphis and lifelong white male, Dale Anderson can't quite understand the outrage over his Governor's recent blackface scandal while the grave injustice against whites stands uncontested in the form of the m...

DALLAS, TX - Local Resident Chad Wilson was extremely outraged over a recent Gillette commercial which depicted scenes of men promoting acts of what's known as "toxic masculinity". 

He shuddered to think that a subsidiary of Proctor & Gamble...

SAN DIEGO, CA - Local resident Derick Matthews made a solid New Year's resolution last week by setting a personal goal to shake things up in 2019 by trying new things instead of falling into the old habits of yesteryear. 

His first move on J...

ARCTIC CIRCLE - Waking up late after a long night of drinking with the local union of elves, Mr. Kris Kringle of the North Pole frantically realized Friday morning that he had mere minutes to complete his Amazon order to ensure his gifts wo...

SAN DIEGO, CA - Local San Diego resident, Alex Petit, turned 30 last week causing the millennial to say goodbye to his twenties and hello to the decade of his life most agree is where a majority of life decisions are made.

Yet, as he stepped...

CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, AMERICA — Yesterday afternoon, while strolling through the center of all meaning and existence, one man claimed aloud for all to hear that “It’s all my fault!”

The man’s assertions raised eyebrows among skeptics and b...

IOWA CITY, IOWA — R.Q. Barnes grew up loving books. He spent the afternoons of his youth reading everything he could get his hands on, from novels to history to philosophy. His love of the written word eventually drove him to apply to and a...

SAN DIEGO, CA - Local atheist and Facebook philosopher Jim Harding was typing furiously at his keyboard in an attempt to prove once and for all to a former high school classmate that God is in fact a creation of man and not the creator of t...

SAN DIEGO, CA - Local man Alan Dalton recently ran into quite the conundrum. An independent business owner of two different affiliate marketing operations, Dalton had reached a point in his success where only one remaining acquaintance had...

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