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Senile Man So Senile He Forgets He Is Senile, Delivers Perfectly Coherent Speech

August 28, 2020

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WILMINGTON, DE - Joe Biden, former Vice President of the United States and current Democratic nominee for the President of the United States is being attacked again by his opponent in the race, incumbent President, Donald Trump.

"He's senile...

WASHINGTON D.C. - Both President Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell have both blamed the Obama administration for the country's failed response to the Coronavirus pandemic.

The Republicans are declaring that Obama's 69-page pa...

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Donald Trump emerged from the White House this week after spending two months in the White House on lockdown and noticed his shadow in the Rose Garden. 

Frightened by the intimidating shape of his gargantuan shado...

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WASHINGTON D.C. - Vice President Mike Pence dutifully accepted a position as the head of the anti-Coronavirus task force when asked by President Donald Trump today, although he had plans to be sworn in as President himself already.

At the tu...

SAN DIEGO, CA - Yesterday evening at 7:45 PM, the Downtown branch of Father Joe's Villages had wrapped up it's dinner service, providing hot meals of orange chicken, rice and veggies for over 300 homeless and underfed San Diegans. The chari...

AUSTIN, TX - Not willing to be outdone by fellow presidential nominee Andrew Yang who announced a contest where his campaign will give $1,000 a month to 12 families for a year, Democratic Presidential hopeful Beto O'Rourke announced his own...

BENTONVILLE, AR - After a recent string of mass shooting incidents that have taken place in Wal-Mart stores, the retail powerhouse has decided to act by banning the sale of handguns and handgun ammunition. To make up for the loss sales the...

MIAMI, FLORIDA - During the second Democratic Presidential Primary Debate, the familiar front runners, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders shared their ideas with the nation sharing the stage with several other lesse...

MIAMI, FLORIDA - As the first ten Democratic Presidential contenders took the stage Wednesday to tackle the issues facing America, they debated relentlessly calling each other out on differences until they were unified by the hatred they ha...

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